Younts

Meet Younts

 Younts has been a secret "want" for me since college. Younts wouldn't weigh more than 5lbs.  (Younts is full grown in the pic above).

Younts would be the PERFECT dog for being inside.

Grey won't let me get Younts.

Reason 1: Teacup Yorkies apparently have high suicide rates since they're so tiny.  For instance, if Younts were to fall off the bed, bam. If Younts were to fall off the top of the couch, bam.

Reason 2: Younts would weigh TOPS 6-7lbs.

Enter in Franklin at 11lbs:

Enter in Oliver at 16.5lbs:

Yeah...Younts would get punched in the face and bull-dozed by these panthers. I literally see them getting in a fight and boxing ole Younts in the face.  Bam.

Reason 3: When Oliver gets really excited, he tends to just run in whatever direction he wants to without any reserve as to who or what is around him.  This has caused many "Oliver goes running, runs into Becky's leg, and gets kicked in the side of the head" or "Oliver goes running, swerves but doesn't miss Becky's leg as she's walking, and gets slammed into the wall" moments. 

Yeah....Younts would get run over.

My only hope:  You know in the movies when cars are driving and they go under big 18-wheelers and then come back out?  That's how I would HOPE that Younts and Oliver would get along...

Thoughts?!